Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing... - Beryl Dov

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."