More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."
"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."
"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."
"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."