More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."
"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."
"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."
"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."
"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."