Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off,"he said... - Janet Evanovich

"Nice dress. Take it off."

"Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off,"he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise."

"Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you."

"You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out."

"Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth."