More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."
"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."
"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."
"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."