More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."
"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."
"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."
"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."