More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."
"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."
"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."