More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."
"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"
"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."