More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."
"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."
"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."
"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."
"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."