Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefin... - Beryl Dov

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."