More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."
"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."
"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."
"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."
"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."