Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly proje... - Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

"She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts."

"Wow,"Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot.""He's the sun god,"I said."That's not what I meant."

"Stars,"she whispered. "I can see the stars again, my lady."A tear trickled down Artemis's cheek. "Yes, my brave one. They are beautiful tonight."Stars,"Zoe repeated. Her eyes fixed on the night sky. And she did not move again."

"That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.”Which one is me?” I asked.The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested.Oh, shut up."

"You're a stalker with hooves.""I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing."