Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly proje... - Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse
"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."
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"Love conquers all,"Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?""Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?""Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."
"She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts."
"I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-"
"Wow,"Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot.""He's the sun god,"I said."That's not what I meant."
"That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.”Which one is me?” I asked.The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested.Oh, shut up."