"God alert!"Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
"You're a stalker with hooves.""I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing."
"She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts."
"Wow,"Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot.""He's the sun god,"I said."That's not what I meant."
"I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-"
"She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts."