More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."
"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."
"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."
"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."