"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."
"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."
"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."
"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."
"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."
"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."