Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be del... - Beryl Dov

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

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