"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."
"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."
"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."