More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."
"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"
"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."
"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"
"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."