More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"
"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."
"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."
"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."
"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."