More quotes by Beryl Dov

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."
"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."