More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"
"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."
"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."
"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."