More quotes by Beryl Dov

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."
"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."