More quotes by Beryl Dov

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."
"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."
"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."