More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."
"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."
"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."
"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"