More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."
"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."
"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."
"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"
"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."