"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."
"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."
"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."
"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."
"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."
"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."