"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."
"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"
"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."
"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."
"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."
"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."