"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."
"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."
"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."
"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."
"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."
"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."