"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."
"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."
"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."
"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."
"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"
"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."