"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."
"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."
"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."
"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."