"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."
"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."
"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."
"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."