Fear not death for the sooner we die, the longer we shall be... - Benjamin Franklin

"A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned"

"How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, His precepts!"

"Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five."

"I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."

"The person who deserves most pity is a lonesome one on a rainy day who doesn't know how to read."