Benjamin Franklin

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."

"Hide not your talents, they for use were made,What's a sundial in the shade?"

"Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing."

"A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned"

"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing."

"Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody."

"If a man could have half of his wishes, he would double his troubles."

"I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."

"Games lubricate the body and mind."

"If you would be loved, love, and be loveable."

"He that can have patience can have what he will."

"Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances."

"If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed."

"The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance."

"The best way to see Faith is to shut the eye of Reason."

"Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five."

"The person who deserves most pity is a lonesome one on a rainy day who doesn't know how to read."

"Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn."

"Fear not death for the sooner we die, the longer we shall be immortal."

"Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five."