"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."
"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."
"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"
"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."