More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"
"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."
"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."
"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."
"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."