First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absu... - Beryl Dov

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."