More quotes by Beryl Dov

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."
"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."
"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."