"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."
"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."
"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."
"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."
"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."