For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, ju... - Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit

"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."

"It’s impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap for you, and you pat my back, we can both feel like winners."

"Wisdom is knowledge plus courage. You not only have to know what to do and when—but you have to be brave enough to actually act on it."

"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."

"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."