"I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those of an old man. Still, the taste of a nipple is genderless."
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Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit
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Quotes by Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit
"Wisdom is knowledge plus courage. You not only have to know what to do and when—but you have to be brave enough to actually act on it."
"It’s impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap for you, and you pat my back, we can both feel like winners."
"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."
"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."
"I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and water aren’t supposed to be one and the same."
"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."
"I can’t can’t, but since I can’t, I clearly can."
"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."
"You don’t know her like I do, because you don’t know her like I don’t. It’s true, I don’t know her at all. What’s she like?"
"I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those of an old man. Still, the taste of a nipple is genderless."
"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."