Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it,... - Robert Bloch
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
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"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
"Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."
"Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."