Robert Bloch

"Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."