Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-fa... - Beryl Dov
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."
"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."
"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"
"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."
"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."