Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a... - Beryl Dov

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."