Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the m... - Beryl Dov

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."