"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."
"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."
"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."
"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."
"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."
"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."