More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."
"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."
"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."
"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."
"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."