GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu... - Beryl Dov

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."