More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."
"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."
"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."
"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."
"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."