More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
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"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."
"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."