More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."
"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"
"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"
"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."
"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."