More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."
"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."
"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."
"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."