More quotes by Beryl Dov

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."
"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"
"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."
"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."
"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."