How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a da... - Beryl Dov
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
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"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."
"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."
"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."
"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."
"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."