How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how y... - Beryl Dov

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."