More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."
"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"
"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."
"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."